The Republic of Empire of Jue is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bärchen Jü with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 8.934 billion Jueans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Juepolis. The average income tax rate is 35.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Juean economy, worth a remarkable 1,681 trillion Jue-Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 188,189 Jue-Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, only the richest get to see out of their windows, environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests, and it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers. Crime is relatively low. Empire of Jue's national animal is the Pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Empire of Jue is ranked 21,717^th in the world and 257^th in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 7,708.06 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.